My site is being overrun by perverts and Boyzone fans
I just added some software that tells me what people typed in to search engines to find my blog.
So far - Ronan Keating is in the lead
Next is - crotch grabbing photos (???)
and then countless searches along the lines of Thai prostitute, thai massage parlour and so on.
What a revolutionary tool the internet is! You spend ages writing a blog hoping that people enjoy your writing and they are only reading it in the hope that I will divulge the best place to get sucked off in Bangkok or whether Ronan really is an arse-faced tosser with a voice like a hoover thats sucked up a choir boy.
Good night
James
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Well, we can safely conclude a Mr. Handford is responsible for at least half of your hits. Just don't put up anything about the Wu-tang Clan or you may find your blog has been mysteriously shut down and hear a faint, soft, fat, idiot voice singing 'Words'.... ajt
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