Feral Media Put Down After Eating Blair
At 2pm yesterday a lethal injection was administered to the media two weeks after it had been found guilty of eating Tony Blair.
The move has been widely criticised by Animal Welfare groups as being supremely arrogant and unnecessary as the Media was thought to have been close to death anyway.
“Eating Tony would be enough to kill off any living creature. Post mortems revealed Tony as being mainly made up of Asbestos, straw, smarties, legacies and soap.” Said one activist who wished to remain anonymous.
“Its so horribly ironic,” sighed Cherie Blair at her husbands funeral.. “Tony and the media used to get on so well. He’d take it for walks, throw it bones. Tony would always have a bit of bacon in his pocket to make it look like the media liked him.”
Meanwhile, 30000 unemployed Media workers marched on the capital. They were described as being gay, communist and predominantly from ethnic minorities.
(Written in response to poor little Tony moaning that the media had gotten too big for its boots. Didn't think that in 1997 did you Tony?)
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I see there was still something left for Cherie to bury then? You mean the press couldn't eat ALL of Tony?
Useless crowd. So typical. They only ever nibbled at the edges of the "late great ..." Could never get a full mouthful. Every time they realised they'd bitten off more than they could chew, they'd spit him out in digust.
The truth was never to their taste.
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